Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via confirmance)

deep conversations w/ open minded people.

(Source: asvpxalison, via please-let-me-touch-your-butt)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via fake-mermaid)


here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

(via layhale)


ah yes i have finally found it


the g spot

(Source: poopflow, via australiansanta)


it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

(via trivialtea)


I get this joke.